Masturbatory Special
Don't you just love this world of ours
Ah so, "the land of the
rising son"
Many Japanese mothers wank off their teenage sons while they are
studying for exams. This is to de-stress them.
In
Indonesia, the penalty for masturbation is beheading. However,
I don't know if mums are exempt.
Brandy, the Tongue Dog has a 17 inch tongue:
Many years ago, Robert Mitchum
walked into a pub in Ireland to meet director John Huston. The
pub was empty, apart from a marmoset sitting next to Huston. Mitchum
noticed that Huston was stroking the monkey's penis.
"What the fuck are you doing, John?" Mitchum exclaimed.
"I don't know," replied Huston. "But the little
fella sure likes it."
Spotted the theme yet?
Old Jokes' Home:
Q: What have Michael Jackson and Saddam Hussein got in common?
A: They both like to squeeze themselves into small holes.
Celebrity Old Jokes' Home:
Sir Ian McKellen (CHK): "What's the difference between a
blow job and quiche?"
Attractive young actor: "I don't know"
Sir Ian: "Let's go and have a picnic, then".
Back to the real world
Two One-Legged
Inmates Skip Jail
Man Buried Alive
Before Wife, Child
Parents Beat Daughter
To Death With Umbrella
On A Misty Night,
A Death In The City
Penis Stew Turns
Woman Into Vegetarian
For $125, Sylvester Stallone's mum will read your fortune... by studying your arse.
And let us never
forget the 'interesting' opinions of Mad Bloke;
Although I'm almost with him on prison reform and I am an evolution
denier. And no, it's not me running this side under a pseudonym.
May we harness body and mind to see
The Lord of Life, who dwells in everyone.
May we ever with one-pointed mind
Strive for blissful union with the Lord.
May we train our senses to serve the Lord
Through the practice of meditation.
