Ever since the
"accidental" and eerily similar pre-election plane crash deaths of
Democratic Senators Mel
Carnahan and Paul Wellstone as well as the "suicides" of Fortunate
Son author James Hatfeild and would-be Enron bean-spiller J.
Clifford Baxter not to mention myriad other strange goings on, related and
unrelated I have been unable to shake the sneaking suspicion that there's more
to the quartz precision timing of all these accidents and suicides than just
Preznit Dubya's dumb luck. And yet, despite
all that grisly precedent, even a stone-cold paranoid like me was taken aback
by the naked blatancy of the Kelly
affair. To precis, Dr David Kelly, a weapons scientist with top level security
clearance and unfettered access to all the weapons-related intelligence gathered
by his countrymen in the lead-up to the war on Iraq, was found dead in the woods
behind his home after it was revealed that he was the inside source for a BBC
report on the Blair government's "sexing up" of claims about Iraq's
"weapons programmes," and most specifically the infamous "Saddam
could hit Europe with chemical weapons in 45 minutes" rubbish claim. Kelly's revelations
nearly brought down the British government, and may yet cost Tony Blair his
cushy civil service gig, as well as his spread at 10 Downing. He went out for
a woodsy ramble in the pouring rain, with four heart monitor electrodes still
stuck to his chest. He warned of "dark
actors, playing games." Despite the fact that his friends and family
say he was in relatively good spirits, he allegedly hacked open his own left
wrist with a pocket knife, then sat there and bled to death. The government
claimed he was "stressed" at being outted as the source for the BBC's
stories, and that his death was therefore a clear cut case of suicide. Seriously.
Stop laughing. And ask yourself, if he was being investigated by the MOD, who
thought he was a weak link, would he be wandering around 'unsupervised' by the
defence mandarins who are now so happy at his passing? Nah, me neither. According to a
recent poll conducted by Die
Zeit magazine, over twenty percent of Germany's population believes the
US government may have been behind the terrorist attacks of 9-11, and just under
a third of Germans who are thirty years of age and under hold that view. So,
why haven't any reputable polling companies asked this question to the American
people? Could it be because they don't want anyone to even contemplate that
possibility, because - once they start - they might not stop until they reach
some uncomfortable conclusions? Or could it be because they fear the numbers
would shock and awe their political paymasters, who depend on a docile populace
of unquestioning sheeple to maintain their opulent, lobbyist-funded lifestyles?
By the way, I know that "reputable polling company" is a classic example of
the genus oxymoron. My point was rhetorical. Okay, so we know
that, as the first, easier part of the attaq on Iraq was winding down, PNAC
hand-picked Iraqi National Congress leader Ahmad
Chalabi to head up a squad of exiled Iraqis with the hope that he would
eventually take over control of that country from the United States military.
But the minute he set foot on Iraqi soil (you can see his handful of henchmen
in almost every piece of news footage of "celebrating
crowds in Baghdad"), he started railing against the neighboring nation
of Jordan, which happens to be one of the USG's stronger allies in the region.
Of course, this probably has nothing to do with the fact that Chalabi once lived
and ran a bank in Jordan, or that he was caught stealing millions of dollars
from his clients, and sentenced (in absentia) to 20 years in prison
for his crimes there. And of course, this probably has nothing to do with
the deadly bomb attack on the Jordanian embassy in Iraq that took place three
weeks ago, and which is now forgotten in the wake of the deadlier UN mission
and Jerusalem bombings (and the mortar attack on an American-run prison, and
the sabotage of the water supply, and the blowing up of a major oil pipeline,
etc, etc, ad bedlam). So I guess my innocent question here is� how much worse
do things have to get before JESUS shows up?!
And speaking of
dangerously powerful Christian fundamentalists, if you are one, and you want
to go on believing those soothing, comforting myths that allow you live your
life without constantly shrieking in terror at the choking realization that,
in the long run, everything you've ever known or loved will be sucked down with
you into the vacuum void of nothingness when you die� then by all means, stay
away from this excellent
website! According to a
communique obtained by the Cairo newspaper Al-Hayat, the Al Qaeda terror organization
has claimed responsibility for the power grid blackout that threw much of the
east coast into darkness last week. This got me thinking� what other heinous
things could these attention-seeking reprobates realistically take responsibility
for? SARS? Pop Idol? Lack of personal responsibility? Grossly obese chicks who
dress as though they don't know they're fat? They are only limited by their
imaginations in this regard, so I suspect we can expect more announcements from
these guys.
NP Roy Harper
- Don't You Grieve
Don't Blow That Whistle!
Whistle blowing is bad
for your health