Shadow Governments
If you're the kind of person who is too busy to write your name in the snow and you have no time for the kind of simple-minded frivolity that involves, say, a yeti smacking penguins around with a baseball bat, then please� forgive me.
"I
am convinced that God rules the Earth through laws of physics." - Russian scientist/mathematician
Naum Volzinger, who claims to have figured out how the parting
of the Red Sea as described in Exodus could very well have happened
without having to resort to supernaturalism.
Angry,
accusing Mel Gibson has become serene, beatific Mel. He started
turning the other cheek, claiming to pity his poor, misguided
critics. Instead of trying to sniff out scandals, Mel suggested,
his attackers should be helping to bring attention to his film's
moving and vitally important subject matter� because it's
all about the Christ, after all. To reinforce this point, Gibson
changed the title of his film from The Passion to The Passion
of The Christ. Then he took his show on the road. In Colorado
Springs, he screened a rough cut for a sympathetic audience of
religious leaders. In Nashville, he showed it to televangelists,
the country music establishment and a handful of hicks, leading
to the most unintentionally hilarious movie review of all time.
Poor Natalie Guzman scored
a hit-and-run trifecta last week. The 18-year-old died in Queens
on Sunday after first being struck by a black car, then knocked
into the street by a white car, then crushed by a speeding SUV
minutes later, while receiving first aid. Some people win the
lottery. Other people's numbers come up in other ways. Luck is funny like that.
NASA has decided to abandon
the legendary Hubble space telescope, which has given us so many
awe-inspiring images from the deepest reaches of outer space.
All further maintenance on the Hubble has been scrapped, with
funds being redirected towards the recently announced moon-base
and manned Mars mission, neither one of which will ever see the
light of day, mark my words. Yer old pal Jerky figures this might
have something to do with Hubble's most recent images - yet to
be released - which give us a view of the Universe as it was 13
billion years ago. The problem with that, you see, is that the
Universe is only 13.7 billion years old, total. That's a bit too
close for comfort. What if the next set of pictures showed us
the beginnings of the Universe, and there's no Bearded Old White
Dude (BOWD) flipping the switch on it all? That might hurt business
for the Jesus Racket, and we can't have that! So sorry, Hubble�
no more battery changes for you.
Happy birthday to our SECRET
FASCIST SHADOW GOVERNMENT! It was on this day in 1946 that the
Central Intelligence Agency arose, Pheonix- like, from the ashes
of the Office of Strategic Services. Unbeknownst to President
Truman, however - and against his explicit wishes - Reinhard Gehlen
and Allan Dulles stuffed the newly formed alphabet org with all
their high-ranking Nazi friends whom they smuggled into the USA
after WWII. The result? All the worst things about the post-war
world. Covert operations and the subversion of democracies across
the globe, political assassinations, LSD and MK-Ultra mind-control
experiments, paramilitary carnage in Central and South America...
the list goes on and on. Read up , read up ... Fill your cup.
Do Pygmies have any white meat on them at all?
Anybody
got any favorite recipes they'd like to share?
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