::You are missing in my heart::



Poon

Why Me? Damn that spear of destiny

Diary Of A Madman

The bird of paradise alights only on the hand that does not grasp. - John Berry

"We are not human beings on a spiritual journey. We are spiritual beings on a human journey." - Stephen Covey


There is a restaurant near Beijing called Magical Dwarf Adventure World. All the staff are dwarves.

Last month Song-Ya, a 23-year-old woman from Zizhong County China, discovered she had no anus. Song Ya's parents had never told her that she was different from other girls so all her life she had happily defecated through her vagina... somehow. She discovered the bum rap when she got her first boyfriend. Thankfully surgeons have now rectified the rectum and Song-Ya is a happy girl.


The organisation which regulates boob jobs in the UK is the British Association of Aesthetic Plastic Surgeons - acronym BAAPS.

Rumours are flying around Texas that Governor Rick Perry's wife has left home after finding him in a compromising position with one of his senior (male) associates. It's going to be a dirty election year in the states.

Ancient politician Tony Benn's touring and TV rider: "Armchair (comfortable), rug, a vegetarian sandwich, fruit (esp. bananas!) and tea. Sound engineers should also be aware of possible sound interference from Mr Benn's cardigans"

Abuse of power? - During the 90s, Sylvester Stallone liked to relax by practising his putting in the office of a major Hollywood producer. The "hole" was provided by a very famous exotic supermodel sitting at the end of the room with her legs spread wide open.


U.S., U.K. Spies Wrecked U.N. Peace Move

Military Distorting War Deaths, More Troops Wounded

Was Bush Performing Community Service in Texas Due to a Drug or Alcohol Conviction?

Howard Zinn | The Ultimate Betrayal


Still Bored: David Hasselhoff duets with Pingu

 

The Shed - Killing people since crucifixion day




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