Poon
"We are not human beings
on a spiritual journey. We are spiritual beings on a human journey."
- Stephen Covey
There is a restaurant near Beijing called Magical Dwarf Adventure World. All the staff are dwarves.
Last
month Song-Ya, a 23-year-old woman from Zizhong County China,
discovered she had no anus. Song Ya's parents had never told
her that she was different from other girls so all her life she
had happily defecated through her vagina... somehow. She discovered
the bum rap when she got her first boyfriend. Thankfully surgeons
have now rectified the rectum and Song-Ya is a happy girl.
The organisation
which regulates boob jobs in the UK is the British Association
of Aesthetic Plastic Surgeons - acronym BAAPS.
Rumours are flying around Texas that Governor Rick Perry's wife has left home after finding him in a compromising position with one of his senior (male) associates. It's going to be a dirty election year in the states.
Ancient politician Tony Benn's touring and TV rider: "Armchair (comfortable), rug, a vegetarian sandwich, fruit (esp. bananas!) and tea. Sound engineers should also be aware of possible sound interference from Mr Benn's cardigans"
Abuse of power? - During the 90s, Sylvester Stallone liked to relax by practising his putting in the office of a major Hollywood producer. The "hole" was provided by a very famous exotic supermodel sitting at the end of the room with her legs spread wide open.
U.S., U.K. Spies Wrecked U.N. Peace
Move
Military Distorting War Deaths, More
Troops Wounded
Was Bush Performing Community Service
in Texas Due to a Drug or Alcohol Conviction?
Howard Zinn | The Ultimate Betrayal
Still Bored: David Hasselhoff duets with Pingu