Sometimes it feels
like the only thing keeping me from taking that five hour drive to the back
of the garage is abject cowardice. That rhymes with "powerless," which
is probably part of the problem. Maybe if I were bitten by a radioactive spider,
I could take some sort of constructive action. Is it just me? Am
I the only one feeling this? Because that's all it is, really. A feeling. Or
rather, a bunch of feelings. Like something unimaginable is about to transpire.
Like we're being prepared for something. Like somebody knows something we don't
know. Something big. The last time I
felt this way was late summer, 2001. From out of the blue, after years of mocking
the very idea, I suffered a panic attack. Have you ever had one? It's like a
migraine, in that unless you've experienced one yourself, you can't understand
what it's like. And, also like a migraine, I've only ever had one. Unfortunately,
that one panic attack lasted three days. It started by waking
me up in the middle of the night with a sensation like a garlic crouton was
working its way through all four chambers of my heart. Stark terror submerged
me in the frigid waters of total awareness. Everything simultaneously slowed
down and sped up as I began to experience adrenaline time. I experienced the
certainty of imminent death. A blood clot was ripping up my circulatory system.
Or maybe my aorta had come unplugged from my heart. Whatever it was, I was dying. Topping it all off,
I couldn't breathe. I tried to inhale - gasping, gulping - but my lungs were
Novocaine numb and dry as cotton. My ears started to buzz. I lurched to my feet,
dark room spinning around me. My face was tingling from lack of oxygen. This
was it� what I'd been half-expecting for years. It was "the big one, Elizabeth." Let me tell you,
dialing 999 doesn't even cross your mind when you're teetering at the brink
of an all-sucking void. I stumbled to the
washroom, not even feeling the bone break when I smashed my pinky-toe against
the door frame. I turned on the light and was shocked by the sight of my own
face. Jaw slack and hanging, eyes wild and open wide. A twisted mask of pure
animal panic. You fat idiot. You've thrown it all away for a bottle of scotch,
a dose of speed, and a big bag of chips. A wasted life. Oh well. Goodbye, cruel
world. Then, just as suddenly
as it had overtaken me, it was gone. I could breathe again. My hearing returned.
It was as though someone had repressurised the airlock. Shaken and panting,
I sat down and came to grips with being alive. I couldn't get to
sleep for the rest of the night, coming close, only to be jolted awake, certain
that I hadn't taken a breath for minutes, and that I was moments away from dying.
The next day, I made an appointment with my doctor for the day after that. After taking some
blood, putting me through a stress test and running an EKG, the doc pronounced
my ticker to be in tip-top shape, especially considering the mitigating circumstances
of my freak-show dimensions and drink/drug habit. He said my symptoms were more
in line with a panic attack than a heart attack. I didn't believe him at first,
but gradually, after researching the subject, came to realize his diagnosis
was correct. Now, more than two
years later, the dread has begun to return. No full fledged attack yet, mind
you. But at night, in those dark, racing moments just before sleep comes, I
feel it building in my blood like nitrogen bubbles in a deep sea diver with
the bends. It's that Body Snatchers
anxiety you get when you're surrounded by media that not only deny the obvious,
but proclaim its opposite. The economy is the best it's been in decades! Pollution
is just a junk science myth! We're selfless liberators with only the purest
of intentions for Iraq, Afghanistan and whatever comes next! What can possibly
become of a society where truth has lost all value? Unfiltered facts
being in such desperately short supply these days, we must look to style for
clues to substance. And when we look there, what do we find? A bunch of morally
retarded and spiritually bankrupt ciphers - all of whom have read far too many
Tom Clancy novels - playing Masters of the Universe with real people's lives.
Self-styled Men of Destiny simmered in arrogance, entitlement, hypocrisy and
greed, and topped off with a generous scoop of messianic delusion. So what do we do?
We do the only thing we can. We continue to pretend. I suppose it's like giving
up, in a way, but what choice do we have? In the midst of this hermetically
sealed, schizophrenic boom/bust economy that is evolving towards some ephemeral
abstraction of legitimate commerce - a parade of ghosts - we sacrifice our futures
for a bag of Iscariot silver. The relentless drive to "brand" - cruel
ritual of symbolic possession - has reached mania status. We trademark faces,
abstract concepts, religious texts, even the genetic sequences of plants that
have been on this planet since before we crawled out of the swamps. Everything is digital
now. Nothing is real. Everything is virtual, plastic and vulnerable. It's the
Great Leap Forward all over again. We're newborns, defenseless and pink, tossed
into a corrosive river of disinformation. All around us, the water is boiling
with the shrill scream of razor-toothed piranhas. We're expected to
drown, or be eaten alive. I
fear that we are. NP Allman Brothers
Band
A Time to Die