Accordions are go
"We are not human beings
on a spiritual journey. We are spiritual beings on a human journey."
- Stephen Covey
David Gest and new fiancee Diana Ross met at their shared expensive Beverley Hills doctor, and bonded over tales of pain killer and alcohol addiction.
They've been getting to know each other at the Four Seasons hotel in LA, staying in separate rooms, checked in under the name Mr and Mrs D Va. (Diva... geddit?)
FYI
Another chance to see David and Liza's chilling wedding photo:
Serial killer doctor Harold Shipman was cremated yesterday after
his suicide last month. On the night of his death Shipman was
served a curry in his prison cell. When the guard came back to
collect the plate he noticed the doctor had hardly touched it.
The prison guard asked Harold what was wrong with it. Harold look
crestfallen and replied: "It was OK... but I could have murdered
a naan."
The Alex
Baldwin - Kim Basinger custody case is dragging so much emotional
baggage into court that the judge has declared a media blackout.
That's just as well because it would be terrible if Kim's near-limitless
neuroses and phobias, including a need to take a shower or wash
after every instance of physical contact, and a year-long refusal
to go outside in daylight without wearing a red cape and hood,
were made public.
Alex, of course, had the usual very boring round of on-set infidelities
and weight problems.
Vicodins all round, then!
Linda
Evangelista and Lucy Liu can play the accordion. So could Idi
Amin.
Manila
has a bar called Hobbit Hideaway staffed completely by dwarves.
It's hard
being an American diplomat in the Middle East these days. Poor
Jason Davis, Dubai's newly arrived consul general must have been
delighted to see a reference in the New York Times last week identifying
his live-in partner as Matt Smith. Homosexuality being illegal
in UAE.
Joss Whedon
is currently in London attending shows by Buffy alumni Alyson
Hannigan (When Harry Met Sally) and Anthony Head (Pirates of Penzance.
He hopes to start filming the movie of Firefly by the summer.
It looks set to be called Serenity, and Universal registered serenitythemovie.com
this week.
Take the
worst album you own to a Diesel store and help compile a global
chart of the world's most unwanted records. And they'll give you
one of their Greatest
Hips albums.
