The bird of paradise alights only on the hand that does not grasp. - John Berry

"The most loving thing you can do is share your bed with someone" - Michael Jackson

Neverland contains free arcades, but the highest paying fruit machine was in Michael's bedroom. He would explain to boys that, in order to avoid anyone cheating by using concealed magnets, they would have to play in the nude.

Where's Michael going on holiday?
He's off to Tampa with the kids.

How do kids at Neverland know when it's bedtime?
When the big hand touches the little hand.

Good to see Jacko dangling his kid off the balcony.
Usually he just tosses them off.

Jacko's wife has just given birth to a baby boy.
"How long before we start having sex?" asks Michael.
Doctor: "I'd wait until he's at least 14"

Gene Anthony Ray, aka Leroy in Fame, has died aged 41 from complications of stroke and HIV. Remember him by these nice photos.

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