Humming in a hummer
"Sharon Bush will write a tell-all book about her two decades in the Bush family. I wonder how long until she commits suicide."

- We sincerely hope Neil Bush's soon-to-be-ex-wife at least lives long enough to complete the behind-the-scenes, tell-all book about the Bush Crime Family or, if you're a Bartcop patron, the Bush Family Evil Empire).

TOP TEN LEAST RESPECTED JOBS!

11. Common household spider breeder

10. Food stamp artist

9. Personal injury lawyer/Leech farmer (TIE!)

8. The guy who wipes Marlon Brando's ass after he takes a dump

7. Life coach for Michael Jackson

6. Catholic Priest

5. Door-to-door child bathing

4. Financial investment advisor/Multi-Level-Marketing guru (TIE!)

3. Mortician "fluffer"

2. Preznit of the formerly somewhat United States of America

1. Pornography-peddling Internet polemicist.

0. Mine

Horribly cruel or freakin' hilarious? YOU be the judge!!!

Cuban commandante Fidel Castro's recent crackdown on dissidents and "spies" has led to a 2-week turnover for executions in that country. Dubya must be so jealous!

"I have a brother who is in a Hummer at the front, so don't talk to me about too much f***ing air-conditioning. A lot of people don't like you. Don't f***k with things you don't understand. This is f***ing war, asshole. No more questions for you." -In Iraq, a civilian (in uniform, pathetically) press liason official for the Pentagon berates a journalist who dares to point out that the daily breifings about the situation in Iraq have become an extravagant waste of everyone's time. Y'all gotta read this story... it's funny/scary, in a Kubrick kind of way.