Laughing at the freaks
Poor Tony Blair. Senior Labour politicians are gossiping that his recent stomach troubles have forced him on several occasions to wear sanitary protection, or "man nappies".
The Rolling Stones' favourite drug cocktail - Ecstacy and Viagra
- is now popular all over the world. In Ireland, it's called
erecstacy; sextacy or trail-mix in the USA and blue almonds in
Sydney (where it is particularly popular with lesbians). Taking
the combo is also known as hammer-heading, because of the throbbing
headache it gives you. But watch out. As well as a heart attack
it can can cause priapism - where the penis remains erect after
sex ends. If left untreated you may need your manly wherwithal
cut off.
Last month, former boxer, Chris Eubank gave a talk for two hundred Asda employees. Chris said he didn't like using notes but preferred to be inspired by the moment. He opened his speech by thanking "the three wise sages who have informed me, guided me, and inspired me to achieve the things I've achieved:
"Firstly Jesus Christ, the Son of God. "Secondly, The Prophet Muhammad. "And the third one . . . um, I can't remember, but he's very very wise..."
A 13-year-old Danish boy called
Jaykid has a hit album of Michael Jackson cover songs. He's been
described as "Michael Jackson crossed with Liberace".
Jaykid, real name Yannick Harrison, started to copy Michael Jackson's
songs and dance moves aged two. Jaykid caught the eye of Jacko,
who invited him to play at his 45th birthday party in LA. Afterwards
Jackson told him "Wow you are really
talented and I want you to visit Neverland and meet my kids."
And then took him to Neverland on his private jet. Clearly he
went down well.
A New York teacher was arrested last week after an incident with
a 10 year old with downs syndrome student. She apparently pulled
down his pants and sprayed deodorant on his arse after he farted
in class. Funny stories about tards in American schools:
Laugh at plastic surgery gone wrong:
Buy some Sars juice:
Police
stopped a car in Atlanta last weekend to search for drugs. the
driver got out of the car, climbed over the railing, fell about
35 feet and was decapitated on a wrought-iron fence. If these photos turn you on, seek help:
