Taking Over and / or Destroying The World

"We are not human beings

on a spiritual journey. We are spiritual beings on a human journey."

- Stephen Covey

Taking Over and / or Destroying The World - Part 1

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1. World Domination

This is the biggie. World domination is one of the most powerful (and rewarding) of evil objectives, but surprisingly, it is not as easy as one might think. Believe it or not, it actually requires a lot of work. So let's look at five possible methods of world domination.

Military

This is the classic form of world domination. Where you take over the earth with sheer military might and weapons of great power. You'll need to be elected dictator of your evil country of choice, but as long as this is the case, then this method may be for you. The first thing you'll need to do is begin building up your military arsenal as quickly as possible. Nuclear missiles, armies, tanks, helicopters, stealth fighters, and so on. But understand that simply having these tools of mass destruction isn't enough. You have to actually use them, to go out and make your dream happen. There are thus two general ways you can proceed. The first is to find a neighbour of choice, usually in Latin America or the Middle East, and invade it suddenly and without justification. Send in your armies, absorbing the territory into your own, and then with your newly gained resources, set your sights on the next country. And then the next, and the next, and hopefully at some point the domino theory will come into effect and the world will be yours. Unfortunately, it must be noted that this rarely actually happens, because as soon as the United Nations wakes up to what you are doing they usually come in and put the clamps on your operation. They have this funny little problem with people taking over the world (that's their job). You may thus want to instead try this second method: striking all at once. This is often preferred, because there is an actual chance you might catch the world unaware. You'll need to keep your armies and weapons concealed, perhaps underground or in secret bunkers. Be sure to spend extra time formulating your master plan as well, because you're only going to have one shot at this. Finally, on that day which will live in infamy, unleash your dogs of war on an unsuspecting world. Send forth destruction like the earth has never seen, and with your supreme might take over the world in one fell swoop. And do not worry about the United States or Russia stepping in to stop you. By all likelihood, you are one of them!

Economic

The sheer crushing force of a multinational corporation is another possible means of world domination and in many ways a much more realistic one. By focusing your efforts on economic power and corporate influence, you can achieve world control through the vast power of your financial empire. The global market will come to depend on you for the particular products you make and the jobs you provide, and should you play your cards right, the world will be yours. Your best bet is to start your financial empire within a third world nation. These are good because the laws and restrictions tend to be much more lenient here, and the fascist dictators easier to control. Your business leaders should also be able to infiltrate the political government, allowing you to get away with basically anything. When the country is finally under your control, you can then extend your corporate bases to other nations, extending your power further. Global domination is your objective, however, so you will want to control more than small warring states. You will thus want to tighten your grip in the financial world, cornering the market in every way you can and wiping out all competition. Only when you have a total monopoly will control of the world be yours. Individual governments may exist but will no longer matter, because your financial strength will be so great that you have more say than the political leaders do. Each decision you make will influence millions of lives, and the prosperity of the world will depend on your ambivalence. If you have any, that is.

Ideological

Another means by which to take over the world is through the use and manipulation of belief systems. Where you become the spokesman or engineer behind a particular ideology, one so pervasive that it has no choice but to sweep the planet. Religion is the most common method for this, though political ideologies work as well. If you can learn to mould the dominant paradigm towards your own personal desires, then world control becomes an amazingly easy thing indeed. The main problem with this method is coming up with a message so mind-numbing and overpowering that it absolutely must be obeyed. You will need to make it so insidious that people actually want to follow it, and will in fact fall over themselves to die for the cause. Good examples of this include Christianity, Marxism, and the Church of Scientology. Study these organisations, and then formulate your belief system based on all the submissive desires and self-hate of people. If your message is strong enough, then it should take off like a wildfire and spread across the nation. Every man, woman and child will fall under your control, who will then take the word on to other countries. Soon the entire planet will know the glory and heinousness you have proclaimed, and you will be their spiritual king. While there still may be countries of geographical boundary, there will be but one country of the mind, and it will be yours to command. Unless someone nails a bunch of proclamations to a church door or something.

Shadow

The use of shadow governments and secret societies is another possible means of world domination, one evildoers should not overlook. Rather than being the idiots in the limelight, i.e. the presidents and dictators who make themselves an obvious target, you can instead go the route of power behind the throne. The ancient conspiracy secretly pulling the strings, and influencing events on a world-wide scale. Good examples of this include the Illuminati, Majestic 12, and FEMA. To become a puppet master, one of the first things you must do is infiltrate the already existing political governments. To have your operatives work from the inside and begin influencing issues of key importance. You will also want these agents to be placed all across the world, not just in your home country. Many governments will need to be infiltrated before global control can be achieved. Furthermore, you will want them secretly controlling every aspect of human life, be it governmental, economic, military, criminal or social. One of the most insidious aspects of this method is that no one will realise they are under control. People will blame the terrible acts that befall them on mere chance and simple rationalisation, never realising it was always a secret organisation behind the scenes. Well, a few lone conspiracy theorists might suspect, but no one ever believes them. You may want to send out a few black army helicopters and jack-booted thugs, though, to clean up all the loose ends. Better to be safe than sorry.

Mass Media

This is a rather new method of world domination, and one, which has shown to be remarkably effective over the last several decades. Instead of using armies of destruction or huge multinational corporations to take over the world, you can instead use the insidious power of media and language. Where pop culture itself is used as a weapon, a far more effective tool than the atomic bomb. Movies, television, music, you'll never look at them quite the same way. The first thing you need to do is control all information the people receive. You see, if the public doesn't know that a particular war is going on, or that we don't really need oil for cars, or that the president is a mass-murdering serial killer by the name of "Reaver-Cleaver", then they can't get angry about it. No, they will be too busy living their meaningless lives, and should anyone then try and convince them of these facts, they will be laughed at and deemed as fools. You will definitely also want to pacify the people with as much mind-numbing material as possible. By instilling submissive attitudes into the masses, you can ensure an easier conquest until your domination of the world is complete. Furthermore, you can promote specific world-views into the media people watch. If you want to whip the world into a frenzy to support a morally ambiguous war, then just come out with a bunch of patriotic movies. Or as an alternative, use emotionally charged issues, like flag burning or nun beating. In the end, your army of mass media will gain total control and influence every aspect of people's lives. They will think they are free but in reality be slaves, and this is the way it will forever remain. World domination for a new millennium.

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