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Butter Dog

No!!!!!!!!!! No!!!!!!!!!!

Butter Dog: the new Furby - Dog-wanking is so last year 2004 is going to be all about dog cunnilingus. Butter Dog porn is huge in Japan. Women put butter (or more usually non-fat yoghurt to stop the dogs getting fat) on their labia and are then licked, and shagged, by the dogs. Porn dogs, usually Labradors, earn 200,000 yen ($2,000) per film, but unfortunately face a lifespan shortened by half because of the amount of ejaculating they have to do.

And now there is a wildly popular Butter Dog sex toy. It's a mini-vibrator with two "tongues" which simulate a dog lapping. Rumours of Debbie McGee placing a bulk order are unconfirmed. More: http://mdn.mainichi.co.jp/waiwai/0305/0501doggy.html




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