Young Boys For Pleasure

"Women for procreation,
Goats for necessity,
Young boys for fun."
Old Arab proverb

Christian Slater will be playing the Jack Nicholson character in One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest on stage in Edinburgh and the West End. In the play he'll have to pretend to be mad. This shouldn't be too much of a stretch for him - he'll be able to draw on some of his own experiences. For example when Christian was arrested on drug charges some years ago the story goes that he had gone into a theatre toilet and started smashing mirrors, throwing bins around. The staff called the police, who entered the toilet to find Slater, high as a kite, writing "poop" on the wall with a piece of his own excrement.

Schaerbeek is a very council borough in Brussels. It houses a big park, Josaphat, which is famous for having donkeys. Sadly, one of the donkeys has just been raped.

Why have sex with a donkey:
* They have a very high tolerance of pain.
* Herd animals by nature, it is said "a single donkey is a lonely donkey".
* The placement of a donkey's eyes enables it to see all four feet at all time. Which, depending on how you're doing it, could be cool.
* Large donkeys in America are called mammoth asses. They are as big as police horses.
* Wild animals don't get venereal disease, apart from otters who can carry a form of herpes.

Koala fingerprints are virtually indistinguishable from those of humans. Luckily for CSIs Koalas are sleepy creatures who don't tend to commit many crimes.